{"id":3,"date":"2023-05-21T00:03:29","date_gmt":"2023-05-21T00:03:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/the_thing_of_random.s.elten.blog\/2023\/05\/21\/starting_thing\/"},"modified":"2023-05-21T02:02:14","modified_gmt":"2023-05-21T02:02:14","slug":"starting_thing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/the_thing_of_random.s.elten.blog\/?p=3","title":{"rendered":"Starting_thing."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Well hello guys. I decided to start a blog to write the things that are happening to me, and or just random stuff. Anyways you may be thinking who, the, hell is this person. Well I&#8217;m Neptune, and am a Roman god. No for real I am a person, and I am alive. OK TBH IDK what to write there. Anyways I am going to try and update this once every 3 or so days, if I don&#8217;t, I&#8217;ll get to it as soon as possible. So anyways, now that we&#8217;ve gotten over that starting stuff, here is a thing I&#8217;ve been thinking about. Lamps have shade, but don&#8217;t give it. And trees give shade but don&#8217;t have it. Anyways I&#8217;m going to do other things now.<br \/>\nBye.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well hello guys. I decided to start a blog to write the things that are happening to me, and or just random stuff. Anyways you may be thinking who, the, hell is this person. Well I&#8217;m Neptune, and am a Roman god. No for real I am a person, and I am alive. OK TBH [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":795,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"elten_commentscount":12,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/the_thing_of_random.s.elten.blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/the_thing_of_random.s.elten.blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/the_thing_of_random.s.elten.blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the_thing_of_random.s.elten.blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/795"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the_thing_of_random.s.elten.blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/the_thing_of_random.s.elten.blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4,"href":"https:\/\/the_thing_of_random.s.elten.blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3\/revisions\/4"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/the_thing_of_random.s.elten.blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the_thing_of_random.s.elten.blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the_thing_of_random.s.elten.blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}